Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend


Planning date night? Swiping right (or, ugh, left)? Ignoring your ex’s DMs? Whatever is going down in your love life this week, we gotchu. Check out your sexoscope for the week of December 20 to December 26, below!

ARIES

What’s happening: There’s a Libra Moon, plus lovey Venus enters Aquarius tonight. On Sunday, Venus and Uranus, planet of disruption, square off while fiery Mars and Pluto, planet of transformation, link up.

What that means: You’re feeling extra flirty with the Libra Moon tonight, and Venus in Aquarius makes you feel more social, so if you’re single, you have to go out. The potential of finding someone sexy to take home is too good to stay in! If you’re boo’d up, this weekend is great for staying in and getting it on with your S.O. as much as possible.

TAURUS

What’s happening: Venus enters Aquarius tonight, and the Moon shifts into Scorpio on Saturday night—oh, and Capricorn season kicks off at the same time! On Sunday, Venus and Uranus, planet of disruption, fight with each other while hot-and-bothered Mars and Pluto, planet of transformation, have a positive connection. On Tuesday, the Sun and Uranus harmonize with each other.

What that means: Sag season was rough, but you’re finally not in your feels 24/7 when Capricorn season begins, so do something fun! You’re naturally standing out more this weekend, feeling hella social; finding new connections has never been easier for you, lil ram! Expect someone totally not your type to catch your eye—and to let super freaky flag fly (pull out your chains and whips, Rihanna-style) between the sheets. You’re feeling good as hell, basically, and this astro-weather is putting you in the most extroverted mood ever!

GEMINI

What’s happening: The Moon is in Libra tonight, and Venus enters Aquarius. On Saturday, Capricorn season begins!

What that means: The Libra Moon is making you feel flirty AF, and Venus in Aquarius makes you feel over-the-top, confident, and even more extroverted than usual! Your charisma is shining bright, and everyone’s got their eyes on you, hottie! If you’re looking to have a fling, tonight’s your last chance! Once Capricorn season begins on Saturday, you’re deeeeep in your feels, so any kind of hookup is gonna lead to you catching major feelings.

CANCER

What’s happening: Venus enters Aquarius tonight! On Saturday, Capricorn season begins, and the Moon enters Scorpio. Venus and Uranus, planet of disruption get into a fight and Mars connects nicely with Pluto, planet of transformation.

What that means: Your tightest relationships are getting even tighter, Cancer. Venus in Aquarius makes your love life very intense and intimate, so you and your boo are getting to know each other—physically, mentally, emotionally—on a way deeper level. If you’re single, it’s a good time to find your next S.O. or FWB, because all of this astro weather means there’s tons of major action coming to your love life! Sunday’s the best day for you to put yourself out there and slide into your crush’s DMs or try something *wiggles eyebrows* new in bed—trust me, you won’t regret it!

LEO

What’s happening: Tonight, there’s a Libra Moon and Venus enters Aquarius! On Sunday, Venus and Uranus, planet of surprises, square off.

What that means: Feeling frisky, Leo? That’s Venus in Aquarius making you focus on relationships. If you’re single, this is a month where you’re able to start important new relationships, and if you’re with someone, your boo becomes a muuuch bigger focus in your life—hopefully for good reasons. Sunday’s the day to expect big surprises in your love life, and potential changes to your relationship status 👀

VIRGO

What’s happening: Capricorn season begins on Saturday! On Sunday, fiery Mars and Pluto, planet of transformation, form a supportive connection.

What that means: So, tonight’s pretty slow, but the rest of your weekend has pretty lit potential! Capricorn season is activating your chart’s 5th house, which rules over romance, sex, and fun–nice! Love is in the air, sex becomes better (and more frequent), and you’re feeling pretty GD good about yourself! Important convos or new connections re: your love life are coming on Sunday!

LIBRA

What’s happening: Tonight, the Moon is in your sign, and Venus enters Aquarius. On Sunday, Venus squares off with Uranus, planet of disruption.

What that means: Your love life is picking up speed, Libra! Venus is the planet of love, and it’s in your chart’s zone of romance, fun, and sex now, so you’re way more flirty and confident! You’re totally fine with having hella hookups, because commitment is, uh, a little (read: very) hard for you, but this Sunday you’re meeting someone that changes your mind about that! The sex is great, you’re feeling major chemistry, etc. etc. etc. but here’s the bad news: it’s most likely a one-time thing.

SCORPIO

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What’s happening: Tonight, the Moon is in Libra, and Venus enters Aquarius. On Saturday, Capricorn season begins. On Sunday, Mars in your sign forms a positive connection with Pluto, planet of transformation, and on Tuesday, the Sun harmonizes with Uranus, planet of surprises.

What that means: So, you’re getting way less action for the next month and plenty of alone time, thanks to Venus in Aquarius, but luckily Capricorn season’s vibes makes connecting with others a major priority in your life. This means if you’re boo’d up, you can have major conversations with your boo about your relationship and make major progress together. If you’re single, start swiping! You might not meet up with them for a hot minute, but the Tinder matches you make now have the potential to be your next S.O.! PS: Check your DMs on Sunday, there’s a major dreamboat trying to hit you up!

SAGITTARIUS

What’s happening: The Moon is in Libra, and Venus enters Aquarius tonight!

What that means: Tonight’s like a breath of fresh air for you, because the vibes of Venus in Aquarius plus the Libra Moon are super compatible you. You’re more outgoing and social, feeling better than you have in 5ever, plus work’s not bugging you all weekend, so go out and have fun! If you just want to chill with your crew, it’ll be a blast, but there’s also major potential to meet someone special!

CAPRICORN

What’s happening: Venus enters Aquarius tonight, and on Saturday, Capricorn season begins! On Sunday, Venus squares off with Uranus, planet of disruption, and on Tuesday, the Sun harmonizes with Uranus.

What that means: Just because Venus is leaving your sign doesn’t mean that your love life is slowing down! Tonight’s pretty dull, NGL, but once the Sun enters Capricorn, you’re feeling great and your life starts picking up speed again. Uranus’ influence in this week’s astrology will have major impact on your love life. There’s a ton of energy between you and your boo on Sunday, which can manifest as ahhhh-mazing sex or a huge fight—whatever it is, it’s explosive. If something bad happens, there could be a major breakup on Sunday, FYI.

AQUARIUS

What’s happening: Venus enters your sign tonight, and Capricorn season starts on Saturday.

What that means: Now that lovely Venus is in your sign, you’re looking good and feeling great about yourself! Venus rules love, pleasure, and beauty, so you’re basically turning into a total babe magnet for the next month. There’s bad news, though. The Sun entering Capricorn activates your chart’s zone of hidden things and self-undoing (yikes) so you’re getting a ton of alone time. Some ~secret love affairs~ might start now, and they’re a ton of fun, but if you’re doing something shady, it’s not gonna end well for you. Oh, also, there might be an ex or two that wander back into your life. Casual!

PISCES

What’s happening: Tonight, the Moon is in Libra and Venus enters Aquarius. On Saturday, Capricorn season begins, and on Sunday, Venus squares off with Uranus, planet of surprises.

What that means: So you’re in your feels tonight (more than usual, that is) and Venus in Aquarius for the next month means that you’re feeling isolated from others, especially your boo. Capricorn season starting on Saturday helps a little, because it makes sure that your squad is checking in on your regularly, but your love life? Not lookin’ so good. An ex that you ended things with on bad terms might show up (especially on Sunday) or you might get into an argument with your boo. This is happening because there are secrets or hidden feelings between the two of you, and they have to come out this weekend.



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