Raise your hand if you go all out for your bestie’s birthday—like, floral Instagrammable backgrounds, customizable Snapchat geotag filters, and maybe even a cheese fountain because cheese.
But what’s up with not gifting your BFF the ultimate present that any woman would enjoy whether single, ‘shipped up, or in constant flux of downloading and redownloading her dating apps? Hello, it’s a sex toy.
Now, before you think I’m some kind of crazy person, TRUST—it’s totally not taboo to gift these little bad boys to your girl. I mean, it’s completely natural to masturbate—so why not? Brands are even starting to change the stigma around vibrators because, hi, they are completely normal for you to have, and plus, you can now pick one up at your nearest Target!
Here are our faves that you should *def* gift your bestie instead of that old, repurposed Chipotle gift card:
If She’s Coupled Up
Lovehoney’s Bionic Bullet Vibrator Cock Ring is perfect for couples looking to dabble with toys during sex. The two stretchy rings go over his peen, which then activate the vibrations for clitoral stimulation for your bestie gal. It’s cheap, flexible, and she’ll love spicing up her love life.
If She’s Sad About Being #Single
Gift her this vibrating D that doesn’t talk, ghost, or hate her family. With a long slim shaft and non-stop curves, this toy is designed for O-mazing-gasms for vaginal or anal penetration. It’s quite literally the gift that will keep giving: Over, and over, and over.
If She’s Supes Experienced
This pretty little thing combines clitoral suction with a vibrating G-spot stimulation, plus 12 levels of intensity and 10 vibration patters for sensational blended pleasure. Seriously, need I say more? She’ll be thanking you for LIFE.
If She Hasn’t Tried a Vibrator Before
If she’s a vibe newbie and isn’t sure what to expect, hook her up with this clitoral stimulator—which feels a lot like a regular dude just going down on you. It’s not intimidating (just place it on your clit or wherever feels nice for you) and let its 11 modes of suction work its magic.
If She’s Never Had an Orgasm
Trust, this is a bestseller for a reason. This rabbit-style massager has eight pleasure settings, is fully waterproof (hello, shower or bath!), fully rechargeable, and guaranteed to help achieve that O.
If You’re Poor AF, But Need to Get Her Something
So maybe you don’t want to drop tons of $$ on your coworker or someone you speak to once or twice a week—that’s perfectly okay. Choose this super cheap bullet vibe that is as efficient as it is cheap.
If She’s a Bougie Queen
Isn’t she cute? This tapered glass butt plug is small enough for first-time glass users, but large enough for those more experienced and desperate for extra stimulation. She’ll be saying you’re welcome as soon as she unwraps this pretty baby.